hard work and guts Miami-Boston

i’m just trying to research something for my film theory paper but

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this came up instead

i hate writing conclusions to papers its like “ok this is what u just read did u forget it already or something u want the thesis again” why can’t i just put “thanks for reading this” or “bye” or “the paper is over now”

  • Student:

    Dear Professor Somethingorother, In class two months ago you stated the final paper was due 3 pm in your mailbox. However, I have recently suffered a freak circus accident where I have lost the majority of my left leg. Additionally, my dorm burned down this morning and I have lost all my good printing paper, so I will have to bike 14 miles to the nearest print shop with one leg in order to prepare it. With these setbacks, I will unfortunately be turning the paper in a little late. Please let me know if 3:03 pm is acceptable. Sorry for any inconvenience. Thank You, Uni C. Studenti III

  • Professor:

    ok cool

// Secret to Film Theory //

it’s a phallus

there are people yelling like angry cats outside my door yeah no please I know its a Friday night but its only 10:40 pm get a hold of yourself

i am locking this door

somebody help me

update: i think someone threw a piece of furniture against the wall

// I had my first Film Theory class today. Summary? //

Who can be the most pretentious READY SET GO

I really like being home in Miami but I also really badly miss college already

I referred to Tufts has “home” today and my sister kicked me

It’s weird, but I feel like being back here is a step backward in growing up.

I did end up ruining my photography shirt though…

I did end up ruining my photography shirt though…

My school had color wars today…
It was great.

My school had color wars today…

It was great.

so help me i will turn this ship around and fly us all back to mississippI