June 2013
no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed
I need my diet to be over so I can drown my sorrows in barbeque.
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
My fam is literally the most obnoxious group of fangirls ever all they talk about is their theories about Lost and how brilliant Big Bang Theory is and just thank goodness they don’t watch Supernatural
I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title.